On “When Marriage Is Inadvisable”:
A feebleminded man has much fewer chances for marriage than has a feebleminded woman. Feebleminded girls, even to the extent of being morons, if pretty (as they often are), have very good chances of getting married, not infrequently getting for husbands young men of good families who themselves of course are not very strong mentally, but still are far from being considered feebleminded.
It must be borne in mind that feeblemindedness or weak mentality is much more difficult to detect in a woman that it is in a man. Weakmindedness in a woman often passes for “cuteness,” and as among the conservatives a woman is not expected to be able to discuss current topics, her intellectual caliber is often not discovered by the blinded husband until some weeks after the marriage ceremony.”
–Woman: Her Sex and Love Life
Surprise, honey! I’m stupid!
“However glamorous or ‘manly’ it may seem to be ‘well hung,’ penis size is not really a factor in intercourse. The size of a man’s penis is not a central concern to a woman, who knows from experience that she is equally satisfied by any size, as long as the man wielding it knows what he’s doing. (Besides, most women are too busy worrying about the size of their breasts to concentrate on your trivial fears.)”
—The Sensuous Man
Oh, sugar. It’s so precious how you delude your… Wait, do you think my breasts are lopsided? Is it obvious? Oh god, how obvious?!
My lands, Popular Mechanics has certainly taken a different direction lately.
(Submitted by Bryce)
“A single bed is always to be preferred, both for married and unmarried people. Where two persons sleep in the same bed, the one who has the stronger physical power is likely to absorb the vital forces from the weaker one.”
—What a Young Man Ought to Know
“Vital forces,” huh? Oh, is that what we’re calling it now?