Halloween with Hersteria

Happy Halloween, Dearest Readers!

Are you still stumped over what costume to wear? Well, help is here! I’ve found some delightfully ghoulish Halloween costumes that are fun and cover enough ankle as to be decent. Let’s get started!

I’ve heard there are many popular films concerning a certain Bat-Man. Won’t your friends be wowed when you dress as that caped crusader?

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Here’s a sure-fire crowd pleaser: Sexy Rollerskating Widow with George Washington Eyes!

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Ooooh! Spooky!

There are plenty of options! One could dress as a Ballerina Jewelry Thief, an Unsuspecting Mummy Victim, or a Smoker!

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However, you can’t go wrong with one of the classics: ghost, witch, or Toothsome Mystery Chef.

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(images from National Geographic, Tres Sugar, and Johnny Cupcakes)

Lady Shot-Putters Need Not Apply

“The kind of men who make passes at athletic lasses and fall in love with lady shot-putters, weight-lifters, and broad-jumpers, are the kind of insecure men who, when you come right down to it, are not broad-jumpers themselves, and you can take that any way you like.”

–Women Confidential

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How does that rhyme go again?

Boys don’t make passes at girls who run dashes — mostly because they prefer penises.