Ladies are so dang moody, amiright? Well, if you’re suffering from a case of so-called “depression,” the fantastic site Awful Library Books has found a doozy of a self-help book: How to Say YES to Life: A Woman’s Guide to Beating the Blahs, published in 1971.
For women who find themselves knee-deep in tears and bon bons, here are some of the author’s recommended ways to get a lil’ boost.
- Adopting a child
- Adopting/becoming friends with a returning Vietnam vet
- Plastic surgery
- Getting a paying job
- New wardrobe
- New makeup
- An affair
- A divorce
Makes sense to me! The only potential problem that I can foresee is if your new Vietnam vet bestie doesn’t notice your fabulous new makeover. Why, that could lead to even more blahs!
(Thank you to Phineas for the find!)