She’s either thinking “Oh yeah, I’m going to slice the hell out of this turkey,” or “Oh yeah, I’m going to slice the hell out of my squabbling family.” Either way, you can be sure a lot of white wine is involved.
Recently, while doing some research, I spied this theater hottie. Something tells me that he’s a real hoot to drink with. And by “a hoot,” I mean a messy, emotional drunk with a severe case of the Look-at-Mes. Even so. Gotta love a man who can rock a bonnet.
Hmmm. But what does this remind me of?
It’s the third annual Hersteria Halloween costume guide! In posts past, I’ve shown you a number of exciting costume ideas, including Sexy Rollerskating Widow with George Washington Eyes and Sir Phoneface. This year I’ve drummed up even more thrilling and chilling disguises, sure to scare/entertain/allure/what-have-you. Let’s get to it!
Be the life of the Halloween party as an Eyeball with a Highball! Unfortunately, since television’s switch to digital, this costume only gets three local channels.
Don’t put that swimsuit away just yet! How about going as Sexy Clark Gable?
Don’t look now – it’s Mystery Swede!
No date to the Halloween party? No problem!
Take the Women Laughing Alone with Salad meme one further with this attractive Lonely Lettuce Woman costume!
Gather your girl-friends, put on those bloomers, and borrow your brother’s ball – you’re now a “Women’s Basket-ball Team“!
Oh, I kid. Can you imagine such a thing?!
Here’s another great idea for a group Halloween costume! I call it “The American Dream.“
“If you are a gentleman, never lower the intellectual standard of your conversation in addressing ladies. Pay them the compliment of seeming to consider them capable of an equal understanding with gentlemen. You will, no doubt, be somewhat surprised to find in how many cases the supposition will be grounded on fact, and in the few instances where it is not the ladies will be pleased rather than offended at the delicate compliment you pay them. When you “come down” to commonplace or smalltalk with an intelligent lady, one of two things is the consequence, she either recognizes the condescension and despises you, or else she accepts it as the highest intellectual effort of which you are capable, and rates you accordingly.
Yes, at least pretend to think women are intelligent. Then let them go back to their hen parties and coupons and menstruating, or whatever witchery they’re up to nowadays.
While I don’t usually approve of entertainment this lurid, this video does have an appearance by Charles Dickens and… Chita Rivera?
Thanks to Phineas for the find!
Wow. The final season of “The Wire” sure got weird.
(Image via Retronaut. Thanks to Jim A. for the suggestion!)