How to Hold Onto Your Husband

“1. Don’t interfere with, or object to, his going out with his men friends, when he wishes to do it. His desire for this is deeper than his own understanding.

2. Inject an element of uncertainty in your relations with him. Don’t give yourself too easily. Attract him constantly with every means, then give him the satisfaction of a little struggle before he makes his conquest.

3. Cater to his idiosyncrasies! Such odd desires are not all abnormal, and you need not let any element of fear or shame interfere.

Follow these rules faithfully, and you will be well insured against marital infidelity.”

–Mothers and Daughters

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I’m fairly certain that the author didn’t intend this to sound as kinky as it does.

4 comments on “How to Hold Onto Your Husband

  1. Lori says:

    so basically if your husband is a closet homosexual who enjoys rape fantasies, just go along with it. done and done!

  2. the Mrs. says:

    “I’m fairly certain that the author didn’t intend this to sound as kinky as it does.”

    I almost felt guilty with the translation lol… I read: 1-Submit to him 2-Be a tease 3-Be his slut. 🙂 I still agree to all three!

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