Open 24/7

“If you want good sex adjustment as a couple, you must have sexual relations approximately as often as the man requires. This does not mean that you have to jump into bed if he gets the urge in the middle of supper or when you are dressing for a big party. But that does mean that a woman should never turn down her husband on appropriate occasions simply because she has no yearning of her own for sex or because she is tired or sleepy, or indeed for any reason short of a disability…. Sex is too important for any wife to give it less call upon her energy than cooking, laundry, and a dozen other activities.”

–The Marriage Art


It’s encouraging to know that sex can become as mindnumbingly drab and routine as any other household chore. Add screwing to the laundry list, girls.

4 comments on “Open 24/7

  1. Lori says:

    Silly women, thinking we should value our bodies and feelings! i want to think of something funny to say, but really, this just pisses me off.

  2. suitenectar says:

    I guess some advice is simply timeless. Kidding, kidding… sort of.

  3. It’s scary that this is from one of the 1960s-era books, and not earlier.

    That said – at least a fella will leave his wife alone while she’s making dinner. That’s just common courtesy.

  4. Kitty says:

    I agree with Lori – although I find most of the entries adorably bizarre, this one sounds more like a gentleman’s argument for rape….”Officer, she had ‘no yearning of her own’, but we men all know that’s not a good enough reason to say no, amirite?”

    And if a “disability” is the only reason to beg off boinking, could we have an example of a qualifying disability? Can it be something simple, like being shortsighted, or does it have to be something that would physically prohibit sex, like a foot growing out of my pussy? “Sorry, not tonight, honey; my Athlete’s Cunt is acting up something fierce….”

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