Today we’re taking a break from your regularly scheduled vintage marriage and dating advice to celebrate National Crochet Month! In the interest of full disclosure, I’m a knitter, not a crochet type – but we can all get along when it comes to yarn, right?
I’d like to tell you it gets better, son, but… well. You know.
Murphy Brown, meet Murphy Me-YOW! Here’s a little something for that journalist on-the-go! (Yes, I know MB was a woman. Hush now.)
First the all-crocheted items. Then the divorce. Even the clown doll is screaming.
Crocheted Cossack costume? Three-foot-high “jumbo sculpture”? How much weed was involved here?
Here’s a crocheted family who’s doing a little better. A lil’ lucky someone even got baby Voltron legs!