Now, Where Did I Leave My Femininity?

“While women have always been the aggressors — in a highly hidden non-aggressive way — the shortage of males now makes it even more necessary for them to become more predatory in seeking males on the make. Her entire role in life is to snare him into marriage or otherwise — failing which she becomes a career woman. Many women who have successfully snared also become career women after discovering that what they’ve snared isn’t a man. Many who begin as career women also get married, hoping to become women again. Usually they don’t.”

–Women Confidential


Okay, let me break this down for you:

1. Women are passive-aggressive predators.

2. Women trap men and force them into marriage.

3. Failing this, she will get a job.

4. If she succeeds, she gets to retain her womanly status and is saved from facing the cruel working world by her manly husband.

5. Unless he’s a total gay.

6. Women who are married AND also have a career have somehow misplaced their femininity.

7. Probably while shopping. Ha ha! Women, amiright??

4 comments on “Now, Where Did I Leave My Femininity?

  1. Phineas says:

    Bitches be trippin’, yo.

  2. Tonia says:

    This is a brilliant post! Love the breakdown of the messaging. Culturally I should be sadly sitting in a pew in church waiting for Mr. Righteous to come along. Oh the fun I am having as he has not shown up and I stopped waiting! 🙂

  3. Hersteria says:

    Here’s to not holding our breath!

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