Adventures in Pickup Lines: Klee vs. Cosmo

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[The following is presented as an example of a "successful" pick-up line to be used in an art museum.]

“Stare at bizarre abstract for five minutes, then nod in judgement, poking cheek in tongue.

YOU: My five-year-old brother has a better notion of line and perspective.

SHE: (eyebrows raised): Better than Klee?

YOU: You don’t believe me? Look! (Pull folded charcoal line drawing of city skyline from your coat pocket.) Have you ever seen such a display of sweeping vision in conjunction with a draftsman’s precision…

This line may be a bit shaky unless your kid brother is in the same league with Klee. But maybe not, because she probably knows nothing about art. After all, Cosmopolitan sent her to the museum to look for men, not for culture.”

The Sensuous Man

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Well, obviously. It’s not like “culture” is going to teach you 101 ways to please a man.

Have a particularly bad pick-up line to share? Please comment!

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Other pickup tips from The Sensuous Man:

The Pickup Artist

Adventures in Pickup Lines: Ladies Love Seamen

(image via Comically Vintage)

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One comment to Adventures in Pickup Lines: Klee vs. Cosmo

  1. Reblogged this on Lindsay Welbers and commented:
    There is basically nothing better than decades old, terrible romantic advice. Hersteria has it in spades. I love love love the implication that ladies might be familiar with Klee and still know zilch about art. She’s only at an art museum to pick up dudes, obvs.

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