Hersteria’s Holiday Gift Guide to the Rescue!

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Yes, my dears, it’s that time of year when every gal pushes her muffler to her cheek and ponders what gifts to get loved ones. Don’t waste another moment on thinking — Hersteria is here to help!

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For the newlywed couple, these prison jammies will remind them that they, too, will one day feel trapped in a loveless marriage!

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For Mother, nothing beats a shiny new toaster! Now maybe she can make an edible piece of toast for once in her goddamn life.
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(via MomGrind)
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Oooh, and here’s a little something… special… for the man of the house!

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Is your co-ed daughter still waiting for Mr. Right? Well, this practical record would be a great gift for young ladies who seem unable to catch a husband.

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(via Say No to Crack)
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Now, here’s a practical gift for Junior!

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What do you get a bedwetter for Christmas? Apparently a neatly wrapped box of shame.

(via Bedazzled)

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Happy holidays, everyone!