“Honey, shut the hell up — the radiator is telling me about cows, and I have to take notes. Now be a good girl and go score more of that hash.”
(Image submitted by Eamon)
So the other day, I was talking to my friend Gladys, and she was telling me all about how much she enjoys giving Gay Head as a birthday gift. Well, of course I agreed — although to be honest, I don’t always get Gay Head’s appeal.
(photo via Kitchy Kitchy Coo)
Bathing suit, bicycling costume. . . either way, you’re still a slut, darling.
*For those needing their spectacles, the text reads:
Mother – “Gracious daughter, what an outrageous costume! And those stockings are shocking!”
Daughter – “Well, you see, ma, I hadn’t a bathing suit and was compelled to wear my bicycling costume.”
Mother – “O, well, that’s all right.”*