Hersteria’s 2012 Holiday Gift Guide!

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Hello, my darlings! Stuck for a last-minute gift? Last year’s Hersteria holiday gift guide saved many folks who found themselves in a present-buying pickle. This year I’ve found even more gifts that are bound to please even the crabbiest Scrooge on your list.

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Lady Gifts

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Want to piss off your friends and neighbors? Buy the lil’ lady a sun lamp!

For more of that pampered, “fresh from a bath house” feeling, consider the Vibrafinger “gum massager!

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No hair? No problem! Even women with alopecia will enjoy bathing their scalp in hot air with this hairdryer.

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Manly Gifts

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Macho smells so manly that a phallic bottle was just obvious.

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We know now much kicking your man does in a day. That’s why we endorse these slacks, featuring an EXCLUSIVE CROTCH GUSSET.

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Gifts that Keep on Giving

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You’d think Bust Cream would be just for the ladies, but YOU WOULD BE WRONG. Bust Cream can be also used as Food, making it a great gift for any couple (or hungry person) on your shopping list.

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Chick History recommended this Akai video recording system. And since it comes with an invitation from a Penthouse Pet to attend a video taping session with them (?!), it truly is the gift that keeps on giving.

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(Images via Found in Mom’s Basement,  hongkiat.comThe Oddball Daily, Daily Dawdle, and Retronaut)

Hersteria’s Holiday Gift Guide to the Rescue!

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Yes, my dears, it’s that time of year when every gal pushes her muffler to her cheek and ponders what gifts to get loved ones. Don’t waste another moment on thinking — Hersteria is here to help!

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For the newlywed couple, these prison jammies will remind them that they, too, will one day feel trapped in a loveless marriage!

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For Mother, nothing beats a shiny new toaster! Now maybe she can make an edible piece of toast for once in her goddamn life.
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Oooh, and here’s a little something… special… for the man of the house!

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Is your co-ed daughter still waiting for Mr. Right? Well, this practical record would be a great gift for young ladies who seem unable to catch a husband.

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Now, here’s a practical gift for Junior!

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What do you get a bedwetter for Christmas? Apparently a neatly wrapped box of shame.

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Happy holidays, everyone!