“The kind of men who make passes at athletic lasses and fall in love with lady shot-putters, weight-lifters, and broad-jumpers, are the kind of insecure men who, when you come right down to it, are not broad-jumpers themselves, and you can take that any way you like.”
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How does that rhyme go again?
Boys don’t make passes at girls who run dashes — mostly because they prefer penises.