“Women being arrested in Chicago for defying a ban on wearing brief swimsuits in public. Women were meant to cover-up when not in the water”
.
Oh, for heaven’s sake. The least you could do is keep your legs together, you hussy!
(image via Retronaut)
Cast your eyes upon this month’s stove-riding slattern! Our hussy is broiling as her keister sits on the hybrid cooker-carriage, which obviously is meant to show how her soul is steeped in hell-fire.
I… I don’t know what the lobsters mean.
.
(Image via How Are You I’m Fine Thanks. Thanks to Bridget for the link!)
I can’t quite put my finger on what makes this woman a brazen hussy. Her short sleeves, perhaps? The hustle of her bustle?
Whatever she’s doing, it’s attracting far too much male attention, and thus it must be rife with sin.
.
Une dame vraiment bien (“Very Fine Lady”) by Louis Feuillade, 1908
(By the by, the music totally makes this video.)
In my day, a Thanksgiving turkey was simply delicious, not tarted up like some common whore.
Look at that slatternly lounging! The September Hussy of the Month was, according to photo info, an actual a professional lady of the night from Deadwood, South Dakota.
So, you know, a true rootin’-tootin’ cowboy whore.
(photo via EyeSeeDeadwood)
Oh. Oh dear.
I… I don’t even know where to begin. But in the name of decency, I shall persevere!
Allow me to list the filth:
• Bare forearms
• stockings showing
• riding a swing side-saddle
• a clearly unmarried man and woman alone together without chaperoned supervision (obviously, no wedded couple would partake in such goings-on)
.
And, really, the less said about the postcard’s message, the better.
Dear Readers,
I am here to warn you about a scourge in women’s behavior. I am talking of course about the habit among many young women nowadays to sit in an incorrect and unbecoming manner. To wit, one should keep one’s knees held tightly together, or perhaps cross one’s legs at the ankles, while keeping the skirt or dress smoothed neatly over the legs.
.
Below is an example of how not to sit.
.
No, do not be fooled by the book in her hand! Notice how this pseudo-intellectual slattern is perched upon the step, knees up and her undergarments clearly seen by all. For shame, miss!
.
A hearty thanks to Chick History for calling attention to this most unseemly behavior. (Photo via History and Women)
.
Our May Hussy of the Month is feigning a swoon, landing right into this gentleman’s waiting arm. The indications of her harlotry are obvious:
1. Given the get-up she’s wearing, she apparently presumes to play a sport (and in heels no less!).
2. She’s wearing knickerbockers (aka “trousers for tramps”).
.
Happy May, everyone! Play ball!
.
This month’s hussy holds decorated eggs in a manner that is suggestive of her bosom. I, for one, find this simply appalling.
Hope everyone had a lovely Easter/Passover/spring weekend!
(photo via Flamingo Dancer)
(via blackandwtf)
Our Eve here might as well be wearing a big sign reading “ORIGINAL SIN.”
Slattern.
(I figured the snake would tie this month’s Hussy in with March and St. Patrick and that whole thing about him chasing the snakes out of Ireland, but then again I don’t think they have pythons in Ireland and … well, perhaps it’s a stretch.)