Just so we’re clear, I do not endorse this as a holiday gift. I’m not entirely sure what this Kay Martin hussy is planning to give her suitor for Christmas, but intuition tells me it is probably something rather untoward. .
I am here to warn you about a scourge in women’s behavior. I am talking of course about the habit among many young women nowadays to sit in an incorrect and unbecoming manner. To wit, one should keep one’s knees held tightly together, or perhaps cross one’s legs at the ankles, while keeping the skirt or dress smoothed neatly over the legs.
Below is an example of how not to sit.
No, do not be fooled by the book in her hand! Notice how this pseudo-intellectual slattern is perched upon the step, knees up and her undergarments clearly seen by all. For shame, miss!
Our Eve here might as well be wearing a big sign reading “ORIGINAL SIN.”
(I figured the snake would tie this month’s Hussy in with March and St. Patrick and that whole thing about him chasing the snakes out of Ireland, but then again I don’t think they have pythons in Ireland and … well, perhaps it’s a stretch.)