What Does Your Week Look Like?

“An ardent spur-of-the-moment tumble sounds very romantic, especially when a few casually conceived kisses reveal previously unsuspected, keenly mutual desire. However, ineptly arranged intercourse leaves the clothes you had no chance to shed in a shambles, your plans for the evening shot, your birth control program incomplete, and your future sex play under considerable better-be-careful-or-we’ll-wind-up-in-bed-again restraint. Best keep your by-play mild until you know that further sexual activity will not stir later regrets.”

–The Marriage Art

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Remember, the wise Hersteria reader knows to schedule any and all intercourse at least two weeks in advance, lest something as unseemly as passion enter into your lovemaking.

3 comments on “What Does Your Week Look Like?

  1. je says:

    no chance to shed your clothing? your evening is shot? jesus what kind of marathon sex are they expecting to happen here?

  2. Arpad says:

    So. Many. Dashes. We just don’t write like this any more.

  3. Emily says:

    The Blackberry: not just for scheduling work meetings anymore…

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