Q: Are You Attractive? A: No.

You know what’s really unattractive? You, probably. At least according to Esquire’s Handbook for Hosts, published in 1949.

How Attractive Are you

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Wait, how did they get your senior picture? Anyway, the advice goes on to assure you that you’re doing everything wrong.

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Boozer? BOO! And remember, no man can love you unless he has proper lumbar support.

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I find it best to simply never cultivate any interests whatsoever. You never know when Mr. Right may need your undivided attention!

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Read the rest of the advice at Worker Dandyist International — thanks to Rose for sharing!

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