Q: Are You Attractive? A: No.

You know what’s really unattractive? You, probably. At least according to Esquire’s Handbook for Hosts, published in 1949.

How Attractive Are you


Wait, how did they get your senior picture? Anyway, the advice goes on to assure you that you’re doing everything wrong.

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Boozer? BOO! And remember, no man can love you unless he has proper lumbar support.


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I find it best to simply never cultivate any interests whatsoever. You never know when Mr. Right may need your undivided attention!


Read the rest of the advice at Worker Dandyist International — thanks to Rose for sharing!

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